Here is the first draft to the first full length play that I ever finished. It has two different names that I'm toying around with. The first being Agent Zero, the second being VHS and AIDS killed the Gay Porn Theater Star. The second one is just so clunky, I'm trying to wedge that song "Video Killed the Radio … Continue reading Agent Zero
Princess Bean 3 Full Length Play 5 M 10 W (double casting highly encouraged and suggested) This is the first full length play that I was ever proud of writing. It was first performed on December 11th at the Columbia College Chicago's Playwrights at Dinner. It would take me decades to write out the cast-list of who first … Continue reading Play: Super Magical Girl Princess Bean
2W 10 Minute play You can download the pdf here: Script Costume I wrote this play in weekend for The Ensemble Experiment, an three week practice pairing actors with playwrights to create a newly devised piece. It was produced by Kyle Hamlin. This particular play was first performed by Jelani Smith and Dezhane Rouse, who made the play 100% … Continue reading Raggedy Antoinette 10 Minute Play
I love Overwatch. The hype train for this game is an all consuming black-hole that sucks in anything else that happens to wade through my attention span. I love the characters, I love the lore, I love the gameplay, the art-style, and how Blizzard is marketing the game through awesome comics and shorts. But there's … Continue reading Widowmaker’s lore is lame. How looking towards Harley Quinn and Fujiko Mine can make it better.
It pains me. It pains me so much that I’m constantly throwing myself on the floor, crying out to the world all of my problems like some old Sicilian lady mourning the loss of her son. I don’t want some passersby to think, “Oh, Bryan, he’s dealing with some tough shit.” I mean, who wants … Continue reading Cersei, Fish-Sticks, and the 22 year old Gayby they quarreled over.
CHERRY PIE This is the latest draft of my most recent play, Cherry Pie. This play deals with a lot of intense themes of rape culture and misogyny in the comedy world. It also features a visceral depiction of rape on stage. I plan to do another draft where the rape is taken offstage due to a lot … Continue reading Cherry Pie
Waldo x Carmen He walked into the coliseum. Waldo didn’t feel like a gladiator, a starved lion, or an emperor. He just felt like himself, something he rarely if ever feels. He was always with Whitebeard, Wenda, and Waggle, or in a sea of pedestrians, but the only thing surrounding him now was the dry … Continue reading Waldo x Carmen part 1
Mirror:rirroM A sliver of light slipped in through a crack as someone tried cranking open the lid to my prison. My only friends for months were the mounds of hay surrounding me and the easy bumps of the carriage as it lolled down the road. It was better than my old companion, an evil witch … Continue reading Mirror : RirroM
Oh, dear, shit just keep getting shittier. So, apparently Bravo released a surprise episode on this show last tuesday, and I didn’t find out until like three days after, so that’s why episode 4 wasn’t recapped. You didn’t miss much.Just more drama. More rumors. More lies. Just more. More! So, last episode ends with Vanessa … Continue reading Game of Crowns Episode 4 Recap
Episode three starts with Shelley whisking about her beautiful Connecticut home as her robot children push their food around on the plates. Why even feed them this organic garbage? They just want robot salad, which is just a bunch of batteries and wet electrical tape. She shows off a note that her son made. To … Continue reading Game of Crowns Episode 3 Recap